Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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