you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
