i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
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I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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