that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I think I sprained my soul last night
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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