Non-Jews are for practice
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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