it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
