I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
It's just like the Real World with babies
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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