I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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