Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
How naked do you want me to be?
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