i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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