I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
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He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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