Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
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I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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