We got so high we made milksteak
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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