I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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