what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila