So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
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She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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