Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
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The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
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Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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