Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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