Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
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Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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