The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
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Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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