I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
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Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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