Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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