its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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