Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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