shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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