His pubic hair was longer than his dick
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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