only if we run a train.
done.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
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You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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