Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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