thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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