I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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