I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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