Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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