i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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