so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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