Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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