All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
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The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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