Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
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Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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