Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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