The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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