Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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