if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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