Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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