We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
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Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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