Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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