I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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