You smell like a Billy Joel song
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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