I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
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so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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