im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
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