OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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