So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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