used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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