i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
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She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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