what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
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I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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