Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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