it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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