i think my mom watched the whole time
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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