i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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