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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.

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• (951): View more from California

  apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Guess what happened to me today at work?

  (1-734): View more from Michigan

  I have chlamydia. What happened.

  (734): View more from Michigan

  Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I feel like death gave me a hand job

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  17 Women That Lost Condoms Up Their Lady Parts

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• (817): View more from Texas

  You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  This is why Helen Keller didn't drink

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.

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• (714): View more from California

  I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST

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